Bloody Sticky Fingers- Genius Ramblings

Hiccups

2005-06-23T17:53:00.000-07:00

Alright...some pages are fixed the way they should be and others are still the same. There's some hiccups over at Keenspace or something...Should have the site going full swing very soon

*Edit*
Alright the bulk of the redesign is done, and by bulk I mean the entire Archives! Now all I have to do is finish all the extra pages I have and I'll be done. Those shouldn't take too long. I'm going to draw up a new picture of me for the Creator page....I made that way too long ago and it makes me look bad as a creator. Other than that easy stuff that I'll take care of in a few days.

Template

2005-06-18T12:49:00.000-07:00

Alright I've finnaly finished with the template for the site. Just a heads up the rest of the site may look alittle funky while I'm doing these changes. It should still be just as functional though. Here's the template for those with interest
http://stickyfingers.keenspace.com/template.html

Lots of Work

2005-06-16T23:28:00.000-07:00

I just put in a whole lot of work to the site redesign today. Think I'm done with all the most time consuming aspects of it. I have to draw up a few more images for it and then it should be all the repetative stupid work. I expect it to be done sometime next week.

Updates May Be Sporadic

2005-06-14T21:51:00.000-07:00

Alright so I'm working on the site redesign for Sticky Fingers. I think I should have things finished in a week or two. It should be a lot simpler, and more capable of holding bigger comics. After I finish the redesign I also have a little suprise for all my loyal Stickydikes. Anyways, updates will happen...just probably not ontime for alittle bit. Trust me it'll be worth it.

Picks a Boob Head!

2005-06-06T21:37:00.000-07:00

I've been using a head shot of Pick for my avatar on the Tanatos www.bumelant.com forums and as of today I have been declared an official Boob Head. So Quaz edited the picture of Pick...Looks pretty bad ass don't it?

I Lied...Again

2005-05-15T00:39:00.000-07:00

Sorry but before I moved, I had a room with a fan, so when it got really hot I could turn that on and be alright. Well now that I moved the fan is gone. I can't stay inside when its that hot...especially with a new pool in my backyard. I appalgize to anyone...or the only person dissapointed by the update that is definatly going to be late. I'll get it up as soon as I can...but no promises that it'll be today. Once things get situated alittle better at this place I'll get back to being better about updates. Till then...keep coming on trucking or something.

Oh Yeah!

2005-05-14T10:30:00.000-07:00

Took the quiz on Liquid Generation and this is what I got. Give my your results.

In other news, there should be a new update to Sticky Fingers later today. Sorry about the long wait.

No Time For Comic

2005-04-30T11:51:00.000-07:00

I'm moving next Saturday, so I'm sorry but there is not enough time for me to be updating the comic. Just give me alittle bit of time to get situated and then I'll get back to work on it. Maybe then I'll even get to doing some of the fan comics I've said I was going to do.

Tuesdays Update Will Happen

2005-04-25T22:27:00.000-07:00

Tension has died down and I've been working on the strip today. ITs about 3/4ths of the way done, but as its getting late I'm going to finish it off when I get home from school tommarow. Its a short day so expect it around 2:00, but most likly earlier.

In other news there will be some quick sketches of the Hairy Ear'd Demon (English Teacher), and the Pregdo (PE Teacher) posted on here soon. Right after I clear up some time to color those in.

*Edit*
Sorry I wont be able to get the update done today. Forgot about a school paper I had to work on. I promise it will be in by tommarow. Complain away if you want.

Oh I'm Pissed....I'm Very Pissed

2005-04-24T02:21:00.000-07:00

3rd quarter report cards came...I'm pissed. Somehow my A+ in Econ has turned into a B...No fucking clue how that one happened. It was an A+ right to the end and then suddenly the report card comes and its a fucking B. The same goes for my fucking Forensics class. My Data Probability class is a C+...no fucking clue how that happened....but those ones arn't the real shit. Those would only tingle my anger buds just alittle tiny morsal. Lets start with English... I had a 59 fucking percent. Does the hairy ear'd bitch of a teacher round it off for the report card..NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Of course not...she lika to fuck me. She lika it bery bery much. Still thats not even the one that pisses me off the most. I got the worst grade I have ever gotten in a class that has always been a sure thing of an A+ with well over the 100% due to extra credit points...P fucking E. I work harder in that class than any one of the fucking students in there. I come in first place on all the fucking runs, I stay on task in the wieght room, and I even do the patheticly retarded cardeo work out bullshit that she makes us do. I'm doing just about everything harder than all the other fucking students and I got a D!! A fucking D! I'm so glad that bitch is leaving for the rest of the year or I would be mighty fucking tempted to show her how pissed I m right now. I was actually expecting to get a 3.0 on this report card and this bullshit creaps up. Tommarrow I can expect the lectures to come like crazy from my dad and all I can say is I have no fucking clue what happened. I'm not sure if this means I'll lose my car...it better not. If things keep going like this...I'm not gonna graduate in time to walk. Its 2:30am and I just found this report card. Great start to the fucking day.

Don't expect an update this weekend. I was going to do one late but since I was too busy to do one today....but I'm not in the mood.

Spring Break

2005-04-11T20:30:00.000-07:00

Well its Spring Break right now, and you know what that means. There's some naked boobies a showing in my face. Sadly they're in magazines...but you know...you "read" while jumping on a trampoline and its almost as good as the real thing.
So far the Spring Break hasn't brought about too much excitement. I don't have the kind of money to go anywhere so I'm pretty much stuck here with what would be an extra long weekend... Sadly no bothered by this. So the sadly only put there for people looking at it from a diffrent perspective. You see I have this thing called a penis, maybe you've heard of them, but they block any of that "feeling" stuff so I can't really be brought down.
What has happened this Spring Break. My friends and I have started a band...kinda *cough*. This weekend we went around sticking stickers with our "band name" all over town, and even on a possum that had been run over at least twice. That was pretty funny, its guts were coming out of its nose. I can say its funny only because I wasn't the one that touched it.
Today was possibly the greatest of the three days of the SPRING BREAK!!!! With every spring break there is the need for the hot and sexy.....dentist appointment. They could drill me any time ;)... er uh....wait... Dammit... Well it turns out I'm just about ready to lose my wisdom teeth, and I also have a cavity. That makes #4. My mouth should look a lot darker then it does. Or at least a nice shade of yellow. Eh... We'll have to settle for my stangly white smile. *sigh*
Ok this was one of few updates with insite into my life, instead of into my genius mind. Enjoy it...I probably wont do it too much.

Guest Strips

2005-04-06T22:40:00.000-07:00

Done a lot of Guest Strips Latly. Heres the most recent.

With the exception of the Penis guest strip I only do guest strips for comics that I actually like. But if anyone is interested in getting guest strips from me just give me your sites address and I'll read through your archives and get back to you. Although since I'll be moving in May now would be tricky...but if you really want one ask anyways. I'm always happy to help.

Eh...Why Not?

2005-04-06T18:50:00.000-07:00

For anyone of interest

http://www.myspace.com/mindlessgenius

Be warned... skimpy midgets ahead.

Incompetence

2005-04-06T17:44:00.000-07:00

If you're reading Sticky Fingers any you've probably noticed that I screwed up over on comic 60 in the archives. Turns out I repeated the 2nd pannel twice. Once in the 2nd pannel where it should be, and some how I managed to screw up again in the first pannel. I have no idea how I did that, must have had something important on my mind. You know us geniuses, we're always thinking up something genius and we end up fucking up on the easy stuff. So how about telling me when I've fucked up on there. The internet world loves to point out mistakes made by other people. Take advantage of it. Call me an idiot, fart on my comic (constructivly) and tell me when I've made a blooper. Better to have it done now, then let all the mistakes add up and I find all my mistakes in my future archive of over 200 comics. If that happens then I'll have so many mistakes in my archives I'll have to question my geniusness. We don't need this happening...I've got to share it with the world! ....What ego?

Bloody Fingers will hopefully be out of its hiatus soon. I'm aiming for the summer, but I really think it will happen sooner. I'm praticing drawing all the time and I've getting better and better at doing some action poses. While they're not great, improvement is improvement. I'll post some of these drawing up later. Honestly whats helping to keep me motivated or what has juiced me up again was seeing Sin City. After seeing that I regained my enthusiasm for creating something great and original. While I don't have anywhere near Frank Millers art or writing skills I do still think that Bloody Fingers is going to be the greatest thing that I have created. It may be a slasher comic, but this is much diffrent than any slasher you have ever seen. Its going to be a mixture of humor, drama, action, and horror. I don't think that it is nessarily required that one chooses one medium in order to make a great story. This could just be me, but as long as I enjoy it, the work is going to be worth it.

Vigilante is still in searching for an artist...just thought I'd tack that on here just because I'm on the topic of my projects.

Hmm...I really havn't done a noncomic related ramble in a long time. I'll give you people on later. I think I'll have something on my mind later.

Again

2005-04-05T22:44:00.000-07:00

Keenspace is backed up again. So the usual drill

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKK!

2005-04-03T20:45:00.000-07:00

I finished the update earlier today, actually around 3:00. The problem is Auto Keen is jammed again. When I put it in there were 215 ahead of me and now the numbers grown to 1000 something in line. Just screwy. Anyways...here's the update now. The newspot for it is in the forums as usual.

Sin Fucking City!

2005-04-02T23:47:00.000-08:00

Yeah...I did miss todays Saturdays update but it was for a good cause. Durring the day time I was doing a shit load of work...well not a shit load but it kept me busy for awhile. And then after that I went to go see Sin City with a friend. Which I should say was a great fucking movie. I don't think I've seen anything like it. It was unbelievably awsome, and I need to watch it again right fucking now! That it...later.

Another Early Comic

2005-03-20T21:58:00.000-08:00

Hey something nice for you guys. I finished Tuesdays comic early so you guys can check it out here. Enjoy!

Vigilante Artist Search

2005-03-08T18:46:00.000-08:00

Searching for an artist for another comic I have ideas for. Details can be found in this thread of the forum.

http://joshennter.proboards37.com/index.cgi?board=Vigilante&action=display&num=1110336043

New Vote Incentive Up

2005-03-07T20:50:00.000-08:00

Yes that's right I finnaly followed through and you all have a new vote incentive to vote for. So...why not go and get to that voting eh? This incentive features two friends of mine from school. So why not leave alittle thanks for them being such good sports and allowing me to make fun of them publicly. The current strip up on this blog will be moving to the main site tommarow for Tuesdays update. Keenspace seems to be working again.

FTP Wont Connect

2005-03-06T03:06:00.000-08:00

I can't get into my FTP program wont connect to keenspace. I'm going to wait till tommarow morning after I get alittle rest to check to see if its fixed itself. If it hasn't I'll talk it over with Keenspace. So you guys will get the comic over here. Enjoy

Comic Will Be Up Soon

2005-03-05T18:43:00.000-08:00

Hey sorry the comics not up yet. It'll still be up before Saturday is up. I've been getting very distracted while I work on it.... blame http://mestupid.com good site by Pudbot the guy who made the Bigger Than Cheeses forum which is now moved over there. It has games on there... high scores...I NEED TO WIN THEM ALL!...So yeah...distracted... I don't have my priorities straight.

Finished Her A Day Early

2005-02-24T20:13:00.000-08:00

Finshed the comic a day early...so I'm posting it here for your enjoyment. Just one more reason to check the blog from time to time.

Dueover's Travels: Part One Littleputz

2005-02-22T20:09:00.000-08:00

I set out my journey as a doctor on a ship of about 50 men. A fairly useless position on this ship considering after a big storm I was the only one to survive. I had drifted in the current for some time grabbing onto whatever peaces of the boat I could get that hadn't sunk. After drifting for what seemed to be forever I found my feet touching Earth again. I had been carried all the way to an island. I wadden my way onto shore where I collapsed.

I awoke to find that I could not move. I was tied down by hundreds of tiny stings so tight that I couldn't even scratch my balls. This worried me some fore I had been in the ocean for quite some time and I feared that I may of had crabs. I screamed out in panic and heard loud but small screams returned. I peaked my eye as far to the side as I could and saw people 6 inches of height gathering around me. I yelled for them to release me but they spoke in a language that I could not understand. "Shizzle my nizzle Biotch," the one in charge said to me. I took it to be there greeting and returned it. They then rushed ontop of me and raised small spears to my face. I asked them what I had done and they through the spears at my face, getting me in the eyeballs and up my nose. I've had boogers that had seemed to peirce my brain before but nothing like the peircing I felt then. One hit up my nose again and I lost bowel control for a split second. This however lasted long enough for them to get the picture. They let down thier spears and looked to what I assumed was thier King for further instructions. He spoke something to them, and they nodded. The King then did his best to tell me his intentions with me through hand motions. From what I gathered he could not allow me to go just yet, but he would bring me to his kingdom where I would be fed and he could smoke my sausage. I was unaware of thier customs over here, and if it happened I guess it happens.

The people were very facinated with me. Upon the first day of my arrival they had all gathered up ontop of my chest and started to dance. This would be the first time where I was the center of attention at a party. The classy folks all danced formly on my chest and the less classy of people used the inside of pants like a strip club. The women actually used my weeny as for pole dancing... an experience that was cut short due to flooding of the dance floors.

After sometime there the King offered me more freedoms if I were to take care of some of his enemies for him. I gladly accepted. I swam over to the country just a pools worth of distance of way from Littleputz and saw their approaching army vessels. They stood little chance against me as all they could seem to do was sting me with the blisters of wood that I could just prick out of my skin. I thanked god that I hadn't lost my pants in the shipwreck cause those blisters would have been a problem. I took out the ships like a giant lizard over a large populated city and returned with toLittleputz. You may be wondering why I returned at all. There are two reasons for this. I gave the King my word...and I'm an idiot.

I had more freedoms for my deeds and enjoyed it emensly. I was now able to walk through the city unrestricted. This was a glorious privilage for in this city there wasn't a single top that I could not look down on... I saw down enough of these little chicks shirts to full fill every mans desire to see a bunch of little tits. This experience could not be reproduced anywhere else no matter how many Barbie dolls you look down the shirt of.

After many days of my wandering the city I awoke to the smell of smoke. I looked upon the city to see that it was on fire. I tried my best to put it out with the small buckets that they handed me but it wasn't enough. I found myself doing the only thing I could do...I took a dump on the city. After the poo burned out I finnaly peed out the fire. I had never been so proud of my body functions before in my life. However I found that my deed was not as apprciated by everyone else in the kingdom. They wanted me killed for treason for letting loose on thier glorious kingdom. So upon hearing this I ran for the ocean where I found a small boat that must have just washed to shore at this perfect time for some perfect unknown reason. I sailed out with this until I was found and returned back home with my sexy wife, and cockblock kid. That is...until my next journey.

Ain't That A Bitch?

2005-02-15T20:45:00.000-08:00

Computers working good again...meaning that Saturdays update is almost a sure thing. Almost lost a whole lot of my files in the progress for this too, including the script for Bloody Fingers...that would have majoryly blown...but its good. So yeah...Later

Ain't Gonna Happen

2005-02-15T17:03:00.000-08:00

Sorry the update scheduled for today will without a doubt not happen... I'm hoping it wont be the same for Saturday. For some reason my computer read any of the files that I bring up making it very hard to do an update. Dumb computers being a dick since it got fixed.

ARRRGGHH!! GNNARRR ARRRGGHH!

2005-02-14T20:09:00.000-08:00

My computer has gone insane. Don't be suprised if I miss tommarows update... Just managed to get on here today and I'm already expecting it to fuck me over tommarow. We'll see what happens.

Gulivers Travels Sucks

2005-02-12T16:20:00.000-08:00

I'm reading Gulivers Travels for my big senior research project and this thing is boring as hell. I can't believe some people try to use this thing as a kids book. It'd be just as boring as if you were reading a computer manual to them (trust me...I can't get anywhere in those things). Its repetative boring bulshit that nobody besides English teachers that get off on the boring and repative could enjoy. The thing is the book does have potential to be good. There is little people, so little that a midget could throw them across the room. Then they have giants that could throw you across the room. As I read this I keep finding so many things that could have been done a lot better. So in order to save a classic story from the pits of the sucky ass I will rewrite it for you all. In interest of not being sued at anytime though the name can not be Gulivers Travels. So come back to the blog soon and you will see part 1 of Dueovers Travels.

Some More Laws From Your Future President

2005-02-08T21:44:00.000-08:00

It has been a while since you have heard me speak of my future rule of President of the world and I think you've waited long enough. I have some more Laws that I think are going to benifit the people.

The first one being manditory premarital sex. By manditory I mean that you're not going to be able to do shit in this country if you havn't at least gone through a hooker first. This is good for the country in many reasons. Nobody wants to hire a depressed nerd to work in thier office whos worried about dieng a virgin...these are the people that go nuts and shoot up the offices. Also I believe this will take down the divorce rate in the country. Its so much harder to settle on some chick when you don't have to wait to be married to get it on. Patience is a virtue yes...but it is not a virtue that the penis can obtain. You can be patient in the doctors office but not patient when it comes to the stuff downstairs. You have to pee when you have to pee...and you've got to fuck when you've got to fuck (or at least masterbate...and throw your voice...do this with your eyes closed at your penis might not know the diffrence...how smart can these things be... excluding mine of course...its a genius). So at the age of 21 everyone that still has thier virginity will be visited by a hooker. You will be given a card to hold in your walle or purse if you're female, to show that you have commited the act. If you refuse you can go jobless or work all the shitty jobs that nobody else wants to touch... up to you.

Next Law. If there is a jackass causing an unfounded accusations...it is alright to take a bat to them and in certain situations thier vehicles. It'll make them think twice before being a dick... the world could use a lot less those.

The final new law I have for you effects the High School Level. Teachers are required to rid themselves of any hair in odd places (say...the ear for example) in order to avoid loss of concentration....trust me its tricky. Also teachers are no longer to teach non AP classes like AP classes. They don't get the credit for taking these kinds of classes so they shouldn't have to do it. The explanation of "I'm trying to prepare you for college" will be the sure fire way to get the teacher surely fired. Let the kid graduate from high school, and fuck up some in college, instead of the kid failing high school and not making it to college.

Thats all I have for you today my future subjects. Vote for me (the new Jesus) for President of the World in the future world elections. Your Vote Matters *thumbs up*

Turns Out I Can't Even Do Filler This Week

2005-02-08T16:48:00.000-08:00

I'm really disapointed in this, and very sorry but there is no possible way for me to do any kind of update this week. I had some filler ready to go but I didn't save them as a .jpg and yet and now my computer can't even read them. This will all be dealt with soon and next week hopefully the regular Tuesday/Saturday updates will get back on schedule. Sorry about this.

Guess What I Did On The Way To School Today?

2005-02-07T17:07:00.000-08:00

Ah...Driving. I think most people take this liberty for granted. When i say liberty I mean it to the full extent of the word. It takes away a larger portion of the dependabilty that is held over you by other people. I hate being dependant on other people. It's a weakness from my point of view. It doesn't matter where your dependabilty is coming from its weak. Thats what fucks up so many people after relationships. Dependabilty. But this ramble isn't about relationships so lets steer off from that direction
I drove to school for the first time today. It was great I didn't even feel tired for a good part of the day... I say good part because we had the mile run today. Got a shitty time of 6:12 but it still tired me out. I havn't been able to run well all year though. Those two years that I spent without any running have fucked up my times immensly. I've added on a whole minute from my good times a few years ago....trailed off again. Lets move on. Driving did start off alittle shakey this morning. The entire car was fogged up and the back window was impossible to see out of. That only proved as a bad factor when it came to pulling out of the driveway. If I wasn't parked on the grass it wouldn't have been a problem, but I was. Probably took a good three mintues to get lined up and out of there. But the important thing is...it happened.
Arrived ah school by 7:05. It's pretty early time to arrive at school seeing as school starts at 7:40. But if I were to wait too much longer I probably wouldn't have been able to find a parkng space.
School parking is a joke. We have a huge campus but a shitty parkinglot. The teachers on the other hand have plenty of parking. We out number the teachers big time but they get more parking spots than us. I don't understand how with all that construction that we did at our school that we couldn't get ourselves a bigger parkinglot. That or fuck these assholes that complained about students parking in front of their houses. If you're going to live by a fucking school you should have to be willing to have them park in front of your house durring school hours. Just because a few students littered around your house does not mean that the rest of us should suffer. Its not like it even takes too much effort to pick up a few things of trash.
Anyways.... uh.... I uh....went off kind of.... Driving was fun. That's my point right there. Thank you for your time.

The Blog is Back

2005-02-07T16:59:00.000-08:00

New computer and now the blog is no longer a problem for posting. So you can all look forward to my constant ramblings again and hear more Sticky Fingers and Bloody Fingers news on here.

Speaking of news for the strips Sticky Fingers will be featuring Filler Strips this week. Regular strips will be going next week without a hitch. Also I will be moving most likely around the end of next month. That will mean that updates will be shakey around that time. So the heads up is here so none of you Stickydikes should have a problem.

Even Newer Forum

2004-10-17T21:50:00.000-07:00

Yeah I know I just got one...But now I got a newer better one. This one is perfect too. I don't think there will be one after it. Cause now instead of just having moderator powers...I have Adminastrator powers too. YES! http://joshennter.proboards37.com/index.cgi That's the address. Enjoy

First 5 (double spaced) Pages of Bloody Fingers Script

2004-10-17T19:17:00.000-07:00

A fat women making tea hears a sound. Its dark in the house but she still goes to investigate. She peers into the room finding nothing. Shrugs it off and leaves. A dark figure is shown when she closes the door (Pick). Pick then opens the door and walks through. Next thing heard is a scream.

Cops are called to the scene after neighbors heard screams. They break into the house finding a trail of blood in the hallway leading to the master bedroom. They charge in there and

Cop1: OH GOD!
Cop2: IT’S HORRIBLE!

Cop 2 spews vomit and it breaks to another scene. The daughter (Stacey) is driving up to the house when he sees the cops around the house.

Stacey: What’s going on here! Where’s mom!?
Cop1: I’m sorry… your mothers been killed
Stacey: Noo…
Cop1: Also the guy that killed her banged the shit out of her afterwards
Stacey: What!
Cop1: I KNOW! It’s sick isn’t it? We walk into your moms room and he’s working the folds. I don’t even think that he found the vagina.
Stacey: Why are you telling me this!?
Cop1: shrugs Figured I was helping…like.. you’re crying now…and I could give you a shoulder to do it on… Eh? brow raised
Stacey: UGH! Get away from me you sick fuck!

Pick is then escorted out of the house. Handcuffed. Stacey’s and his eyes meet. Smile crosses his face.

Cop2: Shit did he just piss his pants?

Breaks to a courtroom during the afternoon.

Judge: This looks like an open and shut case. The defendant was found on top of the victim… fornicating… With that alone it should be enough evidence to get this “man” if you wish to call him that the death penalty.

Pick: Whoa whoa whoa! You’re not even gonna let anybody defend me! I was drunk I didn’t know what I was doing!

Judge: You killed and committed necrophilia with this woman because you were drunk?

Pick: Well yeah… You see at the time she looked a lot hotter… so honestly you can only say that beers to blame for her sexing up.

Judge: I see…This court finds you guilty and you will be given the highest of Capital Punishment Mr. Pick. The Death Penalty!

New Scene. Stacey’s High School. A group of friends are hanging out together.

Justin: Oh man did you hear about what happened to Stacey’s mom?
Bryce: Yeah heard she was killed then screwed by some psycho. Pretty fucking messed up.
Justin: I know. Stacey’s mom is a cow!
Sarah: Hey! Quit being a jerk! A woman just died.
Justin: You know what really sucks. She was both fat and dead and she still got laid! I’m in my prime of life and I haven’t even made it to first base!
Sarah: Shit Justin, you’re getting envious of a dead woman now? Issues
Bryce: The guy that did it must have been about as desperate for pussy as you. You thinking of going for the big ladies Justin?
Justin: Shut up man! I don’t know how anybody could go for a lard ass like Stacey’s mom let alone myself! When the Cow says moo I say No!

Justin doesn’t realize that Stacey has just shown up behind him.

Stacey: The cow?
Justin: Oh crap sorry Sarah I didn’t realize Stacey kicks him where it hurts OoF!
Bryce: I told him to shut up baby. He just wouldn’t listen to me. I’m so sorry you had to hear that.
Stacey: Thanks Bryce. they hug
Bryce: I’ve been worried about you all day. I can’t stand for you to be by yourself right now.
Stacey: Me neither.
Bryce: So I was thinking that a good way to make sure that we’re together today is to have sex.
Stacey: Huh?
Bryce: I’m not just saying that to get you into bed. Just think of it as like putting me on a leash. I’ll be the dog and you can yank on my leash. That way you’ll know that I’m right there.
Stacey: I’ll pass…but thanks…
Sarah: Jeez Bryce can you stop thinking with your dick for even a second. Look at her. She’s depressed as fuck. She couldn’t even change out of her pajamas this morning.
Stacey: I’m not in my pajamas...
Sarah:…oh…well nice effort then.
Stacey: Huh?
Sarah: Nothing… I was thinking that we could have a slumber party tonight. Get your mind focused on more cheery things.
Stacey: I don’t know..
Sarah: You do know and you’re saying yes. Meet me after school and I’ll give you a ride.
Stacey: Ok I guess.
Class Bell Rings and they head off to class. New scene. Its in a class room and the teacher is going over the book Frankenstein

Teacher: Now can anyone tell me why Frankenstein eventually refused to create a bride for the monster?
Student: Its because he couldn’t live with himself if he were to unleash another monster upon the world.
Teacher: Uh… I’m going to have to guess that you weren’t paying attention because I don’t believe anybody could really be that stupid. Frankenstein realized that he was about to help fulfill the greatest act of necrophilia imaginable. Two dead people having sex. Is there anything more heinous than that? This is the theme through out the story. Helping a horny dead guy get laid with a dead woman is wrong. Necrophilia has to be stopped even if it leads to dead bodies of people you care about and that he could evidently have sex with.

What the teacher is saying strikes a cord with Stacey and she runs out of the classroom.

Teacher: Sarah, go after her and see if she’s alright.
Sarah: Alright Ms. Wood

Stacey is just outside the classroom crying.

Sarah: You alright Stacey?
Stacey: sniff Yeah…sorry. What Ms. Wood was saying struck a cord for some reason.
Sarah: You mean because you’re mom just did the dead nasty?
Stacey: whimper yeah
Sarah: If it makes you feel any better the newspapers said that Pick said he didn’t really enjoy it.
Stacey: Pick?
Sarah: Yeah…the psycho that killed you’re mom
Stacey: Pick…

I'm an Asshole

2004-10-14T21:24:00.000-07:00

Yeah....Lack of updates....I'll do em this weekend...BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAHH!

Who wants to touch my balls!?

2004-10-07T17:32:00.000-07:00

Had a physical today... didn't actually realize that I was going in for that. I don't know what I was expecting but it didn't involve ball grabbing fun. This isn't Micheal Jackson ball grabing either...this is closer to the ball grabbing you'd hear about in a Stephen King novel...only not so painful (shudders). Stephen King has some serious issues when in almost all of his novels hell involve pain in the bojangles. Probably been kicked there so many times in his life that the sensation is just constantly swimming around in his head. Anyways.. So today I was actually going to a new doctors office. They ran things alittle diffrent to my liking. One thing in particular the stripping part. At my last doctors place I got to hang out in my boxers. That's luxury doctors office material. This place its everything...besides my socks...I got to keep those on. This would have been alright if they didn't hand me one of those paper shirt....dress....comes closer to describing that but yeah...shirt sounds less weird. So we're gonna call it a shirt. If they didn't hand me that I could have just hung out with my cock out. Nothing wrong with that. Its something that I would like to call freedom. But they hand you that shirt thing. Sure I could have just said "Screw it" and hang out naked...but that might seem alittle eager. I don't want the doctor coming in thinking that I'm all reved up for a balls squeezing. So yeah...the shirt/dress was on. I can't imagine why anyone would want to become a doctor. I mean I'm sure they get used to all the balls and stuff that they have to see....and touch...but what about when they first get into the field. I wouldn't want to ask someone if they would present thier balls much less let me touch them. If I were that kind of a doctor I would have to make sure that everyone is as uncomptfortable as they could possibly be. Maybe then they'll take thier buissness elsewhere...I wouldn't be a rich doctor...but it's really not about the money at that point. Wiener jokes would be a big for me, or just pointing and laughing... I don't know if I could be too much wittier than that if a wieners hanging out in my view. And a point and a laugh really says it all. Ok I'm gonna leave it off at that. Some people have ways of ending thier blogs...Finishes them off a lot better than mine....I'll just rip off thier idea... :)

This has been a new report By Josh on location at Uranus.....heh heh...Uranaus....Homoerectus....heh heh....boobies... Words are fun

We need more rambling captain!

2004-10-06T20:19:00.000-07:00

Jeez it's been over a week since my last ramble and I feel like I'm dripriving you my loyal (cough cough) readers something. So you may now spend a moment to bask in my rambling geniusness.
Have you ever had one of those days where it seems like the entire day was spent in anticipation of a fart? It wants out so badly but in intrest of not being known as stinkbomb for the rest of the year you have to hold it in. The explosions burst inside, and you realize how right South Park must have been on the idea of spontanious combustion. The gas is charging at the cheeks like vilagers storming a castle, only the visitors were drunk and they didn't realize that they were already inside...stupid vilagers. This goes on the whole day until you finally get home....and at least half the time you realize that you don't need to fart anymore. It happpens... It's kind of disapointing though. You held in this thing the whole day, it should sound like somebody blew a fart shotgun out of your ass. But nope... Its usually disapointing. We have to hold these things in because women think its disgusting. WOMAN FART TOO! So what's the problem. I think society would be a lot better off if everyone could fart whenever the hell they felt like it. I mean if they had burritos or something keep them next to a door or an open window, but half the time most peoples farts don't come out too strong. We're not like animals where it smells like a fart and burnt hair. Women need to get off this pediment that they hoiste themselves onto and join us open farters. Farting doesn't make you a horrible person. Just like everybody poops everone also farts. I read something for a school project ...heh heh she let us pick our own topic, that said that women who hold in thier farts all day just end up farting in thier sleep. So that's real great... You hold in your farts all day come home, and then fart on the ones you love. You women sure got it figured out great.
Alright that's all I got for rambling. Later

NEW FORUM!

2004-10-03T02:41:00.000-07:00

Yes! I am free of the stink of the crappy Bravenet forum. There is a new forum in town. WHEW! It may not be exactly what I'm looking for...but it sure is pretty :D

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!

2004-09-30T20:13:00.000-07:00

Yeah inacurate planning has screwed me up big time for this week. My bad. I will still get you three updates this week though. Even if that means that you get two one of these days. Also check back onto the blog again soon because I'll be posting the first 10 pages of the script for Bloody Fingers on here. See...I havn't been completly slacking on the comic strip. The script of course could be subject to change if I feel I need to after I get far enough into the script. Thats actually one of the reasons why I'm doing that. This is much better than making it up as I go along or just going with a blueprint in my mind for the storyline. Not that theres a problem with going through the mental blueprint though. I have ideas that change so often on Sticky Fingers that it would be more of a waste of time to write everything down. Bloody Fingers is going to be much diffrent though. I hope that once I get through the currently drawn archives for Bloody Fingers that I wont have to put it on too long of a hiatus. I'm working on my art skills everyday so that I can get something that will make the storyline come to life as much for you as it is for me. I'm really excited about this though. I hope some of you are just as much.

The voteing for this month is pretty much over. Last I checked Sticky Fingers had managed to bring in 60 votes and Bloody Fingers 57. Thats about 2 votes a day. Not really too good considering how many people tell me they like the strips. If everybody voted I could make it into the 200's. I've been around 330 this entire month. This month lets change that. I expect you to help me beat 60 votes. You don't need to completly obliterate the 60 but you have to at least get past it. Thats all Later.

Bigger Than Cheeses

2004-09-28T20:00:00.000-07:00

This is one of the reasons why I didn't get around to putting up a new strip yesterday. Got preocupied making a strip...to post on a forum...for another site. Well Bigger Than Cheeses rocks and I had an idea. So I went with it. I'll still have 3 updates this week. So theres no real loss...Especially since nobody actually reads my strips. Which is fine. Sticky Fingers is still during the crap times. So yeah....new updates later this week...and vote.

Bloody Fingers Changes

2004-09-24T17:50:00.000-07:00

In about a month Bloody Fingers should be caught up with where I'm at right now. I'm going to do something diffrent with the strip and I want the characters to look a little less funny and alittle closer to scary. While I doubt I can draw anything to freaky I can improve upon them. Below is the new design for Pick. I'll have Smiles on sometime tommarow, and I don't know when I'll have Kat and Spooning because their designs are not coming to me as easily.

*Edit* HERES SMILES!

*Edit* Alright now heres the rest of the original cast of Bloody Fingers redone...Now all I have to do is create a cast of characters to hack up.

Lessons in Swaveness

2004-09-19T21:25:00.000-07:00

I'm about to give you people another reason to worship me as both God and President...or President God. I'm going to give you all lessons in swaveness. I've probably misspelled that but I'm so swave I don't give a shit...Swave President God they call me. Lets move on.
Since hovering over a girl while drooling and sporting a boner doesn't seem to impress them anymore your gonna need some help. What you got to do is make yourself more romantically appealing to her. Stick a bouquet of flowers in your fly and thrust them in her face. She'll find it romantic and then the upside for you is she might accidently give a you a blow job. Swave? Yes...
This same idea will most likly work with chocalate on your ding dong...cuz everyone knows chicks love chocalate. Just don't try this on a fat chick...they don't savor...they bite.
Next lesson in swaveness when you notice a chick with lots of cleavage complement her huge boobs. They may act offended but really they'll be turned on. Why else would they wear a shirt that revealing if they didn't want somebody to compliment thier boobs? And so what if they sue you afterwards. If you ever hear them say they'll sue your pants off...YOUR IN!.
This has been a lesson in Swaveness from President God....God Speed.....

I'll Try To have an Update for Friday and Saturday

2004-09-15T19:30:00.000-07:00

Alright I'm working on some homework and I don't see it done any time soon. So I'm going to have to postpone the update to Friday. Sorry I wish that I didn't have to do this but if I don't do my homework I fail classes which will cause me to lose my internet privlages and make it impossible to do any updates. So take late updates over nothing.

No Update On Friday

2004-09-08T20:43:00.000-07:00

Nobody expect an update on Friday. I have come up with an update schedule that will make this a load of times easier for me to do. It will still be a three day a week update but these updates will be made Monday, Wednseday, and Saterday. Wedsneday however is not written in stone. If I feel I need alittle more time it may become a Monday, Thurseday, Saterday schedule. Most of the comic strips I read don't have Thurseday and Saterday updates anyways. This will give you alittle somthing to read on thier non-update days.
Some other non related update news. I posted the first strip of Bloody Fingers on a site called Rate My Comic...did not rate too well. I think the highest vote I got was a seven and my lowest rate a zero. To total my average it was a 1.68 which is not too good. However this was only 14 people voting and from the look of the other comic strips on there they're not into the whole dark cutty thing. Whatever. I like the first strip at least. Definatly better than Sticky Fingers first strip. Ugh... alright thats all I to say for today. Later

I'm Starting My Own Cult...err... Religion

2004-09-06T20:46:00.000-07:00

Well everyone "god" came to me in a dream last night and told me that I am actually god....makes sense...anyways you can't argue with me I'M GOD DAMN YOU! Now as god I demand alittle change around here. My presidency of the world for instance. Who better to rule the world than your god? Answer the question with somehting other than my name AND I WILL SMITE YOU!
Moving on. This is a Kool-Aid drinking religion but we have the good kind. The good kind being the Kool-Aid you drink that doesn't stop you from breathing afterwards....although I hear that gives it good flavor...hmm...*drinks poison Kool-Aid*....mmm....Don't try this at home I AM GOD! Ok...getting distracted. But not distracted enough. As your new god I demand topless women sourounding me at all times. Don't give me the ugly ones though. I'm edging to smite somebody as it is...
I'll fill you in on some new stuff later this week...or whenever.

Potty Ramble

2004-09-04T22:47:00.000-07:00

Alright heres something that bugs me. Toilets. Because some guy decided that we're too good to shit on the grass like every other species on the planet I have to wait in huge lines to take a leak at school. COME ON!!!! I could pitch a load on the grass and be done with it but NO! I have to wait in a stupid line. I absoutly hate lines. I'm way too lazy to use them. Last year I luckily had a class right next to a bathroom so when the class let out I was in. Nothing like that this year. I'm not gonna wait in line either. Wont happen. I'd rather piss my pants then wait in a stupid line. Unless they had someone there to hand out refreshments. That'd both be good and probably speed things up. Half the people would reach the limit because they're drinking and just piss thier pants...thats a few more ppl out of my way in line. Its not like the narcs are doing anything better with thier time. The schools still flooded with junkies and they're not catching any of them. Theres hardly ever a fight at this school because the people at this school are full of talk an no action. Thats probably the result of T.V. The stupid "action" shows if you can call them that make about 20 rounds of back and forth word fighting before they lay the first punch in. Ever hear of letting your fist do the talking? THEN DO IT! These of course are all the stupid teen action shows... yeah... I'm starting to think that teens don't even know what real action is. This actually goes with my theory of how the term "getting action" reffering to sex was spawned. People saw these teen "action" shows and got confused by the fact that there was more sex than violence and thus people assume "action" shows where sex shows. These of course are stupid people but the world is made up of about 90% stupid people. Anyways back to my point... I propose we start a LAWN CRAPPING REVOLUTION!!!!!

One Bitching Ramble

2004-09-03T18:53:00.000-07:00

Being that this is my first week back at school I figure i got a good deal to bitch about. Just like any other teenager would. So I'll get started.
First off I was completly blindsided by the fact that school started this week. For some reason I had the impresssion that it started next week. Nope. So yeah finding that out two days before school started kind of blowed. Didn't have the full week to take it all in like I had thought. Also caused me to be alittle unprepared for the updates of my strips so that kind of pissed me off. But Theres more interesting things to bitch about so I'll move onto that.
My first period teacher I am tempted to light on fire. I absoultly hate this asshole. I have my brother in the class with me and being the immature asshole that my teacher is he refered to my brother and I as Twin 1 and Twin 2. uh.... I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A FREE MAN! Yeah... I have no sense of humor about twin jokes whatsoever. When I was alittle kid in elementry school I could take it alittle better. I've been getting them for over 17 years. ENOUGHS ENOUGH ASSHOLE! I am a completly seperate person from my brother. We act nothing alike, we have diffrent skills, diffrent friends, everything. If people try to take away my individuality by refering to me as the collective of Twin I WILL BURN YOU! The teacher has a little motivation quote on his wall that says "success is not spontaneous combustion, you must light yourself on fire". Yeah... I'm not a morning person so I just get angry and go into my fantasy world when I hear these assholes. *lights teacher on fire* SUCESS!
Ok enough bitching about this jerk...lets move on. English I got the bitchy hairy eared teacher. Thats about all I can say about her other than shes tough. I respect this kind of suckyness more than my first period teacher BURN!!!!!!!!HA HA HA!
Third period...no quarrels there, I took a half a step back now so I'm in Data Probability instead of repeating Algerbra 2. *shrugs*
Ah fourth period... P.E....ugh. This really wouldn't bug me if I wasn't pretty much the only person there thats not a sophmore or freshman. Theres maybe only a handful of Juniors and Senoirs. Thats not the main problem though. The class features one of the nice assed gargoyles that I have mentioned before. This is not good for my penis. Zorro detects ass...gets going...turns around..GARGOYLE GET DOWN! and repeate. Its like stop and go driving for my penis. Can't be good. And the sucky thing is I can't put oil on it to cool it down. For some reason people don't want me doing that in public...wierd.
Fifth period...Repeating CAD Drafting...not because I failed last year...but becuase even though it was hard work it was one of the only classes I didn't fail last year. So no complaints here.
Sixth period... Intro to Forensics. I havn't come to a descion on whether or not taking this class was a good desicion yet. Although the fact that I watched CSI yesterday makes it seem hardcore...Damn TV fucking with my mind. Oh well... I hear that I get to learn about some classic serial killer junk in this class and learn a lot of cop junk. Sounds cool but I'll see.
Seventh Period...Yeah...Since its a seventh period and its off campus I need to talk to my counslor first and get a bus crap and all that junk... But the line to the counslor is long...and I'm lazy...So that'll probably be done at the last minute possible. Like most things I do.
Alright if you read through all of this I am throughly impressed. If I could I'd give you a candy bar or something for your troubles.
Oh wait I almost forgot about something...Sorry about getting your hopes up. I was actually very impressed with my brother today. He stood up to the asshole teacher I was bitching about and told him to stop with the twin 1 twin 2 thing. He says he wasn't anywhere close to as pissed as I would but he saw I was and he since he wasn't a big fan of it either he told him to stop it. I'm still gonna have to say my brother sucks overall because of his listening of Evanscence and ICP but he did earn some respect points. So thats pretty good.
Ok now I'm done... sorry for the long update if you read through this. But eh...I'm not really counting on that

Genius Fingers

2004-08-31T18:01:00.000-07:00

Well I put up the vote incentives for Bloody Fingers and Sticky Fingers. You can only see them if you vote though so get to it. The vote incentive for Sticky Fingers is a new strip that will only be seen on the vote screen called Genius Fingers. It stars me and a hunchback name Humpy, cause every genius should have a hunchback assistant. Bloody Fingers just features a writing gag that I made back in 9th grade. So go to these sites and vote if you want to see them.

Strips Ideas Ramble

2004-08-30T18:06:00.000-07:00

Well oringinally in Bloody Fingers I said I was going to do a ramble about strips ideas and more original stuff but today I came up with a better idea. I'm going to make vote incentives staring me. These will be four panneld comic strips featuring me putting my genius ideas in action. But the only way you'll be able to see them is by voteing. They wont even be archived in an extra section until I get higher up in the votes. I'll be working on this vote incentive tommarow. So you had better be voting if you want to see them Cause they wont show up here or on the site. Only on the vote page.

VOTE VOTE VOTE!

2004-08-29T19:04:00.000-07:00

Alright this time I'm not gonna pimp voteing to my site entirly, theres more important things to worry about right now. Bigger Than Cheeses (one of the top 5 greatest strips ever) is sounding dangerously close to ending due to some kind of depression or something. You need to go over there and VOTE FOR BIGGER THAN CHEESES! Then after you're done with that go over to my site and vote there. You can vote once a day. So please DO IT! Also if you say you're gonna vote please do it. I've noticed non voting happening after people have said they were going to. It means a lot to me.

My Own Political Thinking

2004-08-29T15:02:00.000-07:00

This is slightly outdated thoughts but I feel that everyone finds my opions just too genius to pass up. We were definatly idiots in elected Swartsinaterter...whatever to be our govanator. The only reason he won is because of his image and not what he could do for us Californians. The one who we should have voted for is GARY COLEMAN! Now you may be asking yourself "whats so great about Gary Coleman? Is he only saying that because Colemans a midget?" I can say in all honesty that YES I AM!
It is a fact that midgets would make better rulers than people of average or above average hieght. This is because a midgets mind always has to be thinking strategy, whether the strategy be figureing out how to reach the bag of potato chips at the top of the counter, or governating California. They're always in this line of thought so they're always prepared. For this reason we need to also throw out the idea of electing Bush or Kerry for President and elect Gary Coleman for out Presinator....I just like adding Nators on political positions. We need to officialy change the titles to include "nators" in it so young people will be more interested in elections. Think about it.

Things are gonna start happening

2004-08-29T02:31:00.000-07:00

The sites are both ready for new updates as of this moment. I have Sticky Fingers caught up in the archives and Bloody Fingers...never had any archives too begin with. So expect updates on those sites often. And VOTE! PLEASE I NEED YOUR VOTES! In this (unlike an election *cough*) every vote counts

THE SITE IS UP!

2004-08-26T15:34:00.000-07:00

Alright I got the site up now looking better than ever. In a few days I hope to be caught up in the archives and then its new stuff from now on. I'm even gonna try to throw in Bloody Fingers on the server. So good stuff. Now while I'm doing that why doesn't everybody go over to my site and give it alittle vote. It'd be very much apreciated.

Loserz Guest Strip

2004-08-26T00:43:00.000-07:00

this is what i sent in for the Loserz geust strip. I hope that he picks it.

Turns out it shrinks when u put it on here. TO make it legible click here

*update* Yeah the weeks up and this strip wasn't picked....Oh well....

I AM THE BIGGEST FUCKING GENIUS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

2004-08-25T22:11:00.000-07:00

I figured it out! I actually got pictures working on my website now! I can do this! I swear I was so excited when I saw a working picture on my site that I almost spooged. Thats right spooged. I'M IN A GREAT MOOD EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!I ROCK!!!!!!!!!!WHEW!!!!!!!

Site Wont Work

2004-08-25T01:49:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK DAMN SHIT!!!!!!!!!!DIE!!!!!! AAAAAAAH!!!
STABBY STABBY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK!!!!

Just some Webcomic Junk

2004-08-24T21:52:00.000-07:00

Two very awsome webcomics that I read are making atempts at reaching some goals that I hope to have in my sights sometime in the future. The first one has to do with a strip called Questionable Content. Since the artist/writer of the strip has lost his regular job hes going to attempt to make his webcomic into his full job and make his money off of merchandise sales and donations like Sluggy Freelance does. Being a big fan of Questionable Content I would like to urge everyone to go onto his site and check it out. If you don't have any money just go and vote for his site on Buzz. The more you vote the better his exposure...even though he is at #1 right now.
The other site that that is going for something is much closer to getting exactly what I want to accomplish with my cartoons. Least I Could Do is trying to pitch their strip to be made into a network cartoon series. They've showed it to a few networks already and according to them the networks seemed to have some kind of interests in this project. Why don't you go over to the site and send them your support.
Don't worry I'm not getting ahead of myself by making these my goals to catch up to. I need to at least have a working site before I do that. I would however appreciate any support that you could give these two strips especailly Least I Could Do because if one webcomic makes it it may open a door for others to follow.

Just Rambling along

2004-08-23T14:24:00.000-07:00

Alright so last night I was thinking and I've come up with something that will change the world forever! You know how theres all that diffrent kinds of "love" junk, why don't we just give these diffrent kinds of love diffrent names. It'll make it so much better. Like for love of a friend would now be called fove. Doesn't that just sound so much catchier? For the love of family you can keep the term love. Now many of you may be thinking wouldn't you keep love for the kind that two people fall into. Of course not! What are you stupid? heh heh...I kid... No the "love" that people fall into will be referred to from now on as Lova...cause its hot like lava...cuz they're doing it so much. Yes I know...I'm a genius. Next time I ramble I'll try to ramble on about boobs and midgets...but...yeah...this subject came up in my mind recently. So.... i'll midget it up later

I predict a site soon

2004-08-21T21:57:00.000-07:00

Well due to certain circumstances I've got a decent amount of depression going on right now. So I'm gonna do what I always do in this situation and distract the hell out of myself. Now something that takes a lot of time and can do that perfectly is work on the site. This way I can get frusterated and pissed off instead of depressed...yay

Ugh...I'm too lazy

2004-08-21T00:15:00.000-07:00

If I weren't lazy I'd have the sites up and running right now. And once everythings running it'll be a piece of cake to update. Its just getting started thats the problem. I need to get myself motivated.

Josh Entner For Prez OF THE WORLD!

2004-08-15T17:20:00.000-07:00

A lot of you have noticed that I am the worlds greatest genius. You also may have thought to yourself wouldn't it be great to have me for President of the WOLRD! Well now is your time.

From this day forth I am running for world president. If I am elected I will shower the world with my geniusness. I promise many many changes

Change 1: I promise to put to toghether a group of scientists onto the most important issues like Microwavable Lettuce. NO LONGER WILL YOUR LETTUCE TASTE LIKE CRAP WHEN ITS HEATED!!!! YOUR LETTUCE WILL NOW GET THE HARDCORENESS OF HOT THAT YOU DESERVE!

Change 2: Many of you have heard me state this idea before but I think it must be done. All women must wear a shirt with a picture of themselves on the back of it. I am SICK OF CHECKING OUT THE GARGOYLE WITH THE HOT ASS! IT MUST STOP!!!!!!!

Change 3: I will rid the world of pants! Why must everyones ass sweat so much over such a stupid law. In Europe nudity isn't as big of a problem. WHY HAVE ME MADE IT SUCH AN ISSUE HERE WHEN WE GOT HOTTER CHICKS IN AMERICA!!!!!!! DOWN WITH PANTS....You know what....DOWN WITH ALL CLOTHS!!....unless its cold....good idea Zorro..

Change 4: Tools song "The Grudge" will become the worlds anthem... BEAT THAT PLUTO!

Change 5: Pop culture will include midgets in with whats in and hot along with the already tall skinny whore movement...You can't take down the Tall skinny whore movement but you can throw short hot whores in there

Change 6: People will recriate in the bathroom and no longer in the kitchen... people make stuff in the bathroom a lot more than they do in the kitchen...

Change 7: Training dogs not to run into an owners crotch will be included in dog school...We desperatly need that one.

Change 8: Nobody will have weapons of mass distruction...All our wars will be fought in Nerf and occasionally squirt guns and water ballons if its hot.

Change 9: Insurance companies will no longer be able to be buttholes. Guys and girls will get equal treatment in thier payments. Ladies may mature faster but I garentee you there are a lot more of them driving and talking on thier cell phones than guys. By the way thats not sexist ....thats the truth...

Change 10: People listening to Evanscence or ICP in my prescence will be charged with assault and will receive brutal force from Clowns....kind of ironic eh?

ALL OF THAT AND MORE IS INSTORE FOR YOU WHEN YOU VOTE FOR ME YOUR GENIUS THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!! Thank you

Actually Probably Not a Week

2004-08-09T23:44:00.000-07:00

I had left a post on here ealier saying that I would probably have the site running in about a week....Yeah it wont be that easy. I actually have to redo the 21 strips that I have currently colored so that I can get them to fit the new design I have in mind for the site because of the diffrent program I have to use to make the design. I'm onto using the program Adobe Go Live. Which is actually an a lot better program than the geocities site builder but its harder to use. So as for when this site will be up and running again I have no clue.

Loserz Strip

2004-08-09T21:10:00.000-07:00

So far the guy has picked 2 guest strips for his site and none of them have been mine. That would be fine with me if the two strips WERE NOT CRAP!!!!! Look at his site and take a look at today and yesterdays strip and tell me they're better than mine....dammit I relize I should be humble and alittle less pissed since theres still 3 days this week that hes doing guest strips...BUT I WORKED 4 HOURS ON THIS!!!!! Thats more time than I put into my own strips. SO COME ON!.....Jeez I sound like a butthole....whatever

Figured it Out

2004-08-08T20:53:00.000-07:00

Ok I think I understand how to use Keenspace. Give me about a week before I make any more comic strips. The ones that are up already are gonna be going too. The geocities site will be gone very shortly.

KEENSPACE! I GOT IT!

2004-08-07T23:16:00.000-07:00

Alright today I got my password for keenspace. Hopefully I'll be able to figure this thing out and have a comic strip site that actually runs decently. Thats all I want. If theres any more news needed for this I'll post it on here. Later

Planet Earth(AOTT)

2004-08-03T16:31:00.000-07:00

I'm not quite at a good point where any kind of advertising is gonna help anyone out but I figured why not give it a try anyways. The writer of a terrific comic strip Planet Earth and Other Tourist Traps made a post on his site to try to tell at least one person about his site. I feel like I owe it to him since his strip is probably one of my greatest influnces. Not so much in the content but in the way that I write the strip. Before I saw his strip I thought that I had to pretty much stick with a strip that had almost no plot lines and was primarily just pointless jokes. I found his comic strip on accident actually. I had thought that back then I had the most original idea of putting a comic strip on the internet when I found his. It has great characters great plot and a whole lot better art talent. This being the first webcomic that I have ever read it holds a signicant amount of meaning to me. It remains one of the top 3 comic strips that I have ever read. So if your bored and want to do something with your time go check out Planet Earth and Other Tourist Traps. Its very good and very original.

Another Update

2004-08-02T21:17:00.000-07:00

I went through another update today and I am definatly calming down a whole lot about the complications I've been having on the site. So thats good. I'm glad to finnaly post some things on here that make me come off as alittle less of an angry guy. Cause normally I'm happy. I pretty much never get depressed or any of that stuff. I actually fine myself very funny. Thats one of the reasons why I started cartoons in the first place. I'm hoping that other people find me funny too. I don't care if you laughing at me or with me as long as your laughing (and my pants arn't down when ur doing it). Thats all for this update later.

Forum Stuff

2004-08-02T01:12:00.000-07:00

Well I'm really seeing a decent future to the site. A large part of this is because of the people I chat with online. One of the people I talk to (sage) is already making herself comptfortable in the forum. Shes even hunting for visitors for the site. I also have a lot of ppl (by that i mean 2) people already working up some votes for me on Buzz. Everysingle vote does count and it continually gets the site closer to the reconigition point. What would make me happier than anything is to get a decent amount of people that enjoy reading the strip. I know I'm not there yet and probably wont be for awhile. But it will happen. Sticky Fingers has the potential to go absolutly anywhere. The support of my friends and even my family is what really leads to my confidence in the characters of this strip. Even though I'm going nowhere on it at the moment I have a huge graditude towards all of you.

I MADE THE DAY WITH OUT SMASHING MY COMPUTER!

2004-08-01T21:14:00.000-07:00

I think I'm in a better mood than i was yesterday. I've got things figured out like I said in the last post so Sticky Fingers is still gonna be coming. Also a big reason for me being in a better mood is that I did nothing to try and fix my site today. I know its out of my hands for the moment so I'm just gonna let it go. I am still updating though because I'm hoping that when it slides back into my hands I wont have to start over. I'm an optimist an optimism can addmitally make you stupid at times, but who cares. Everybodies stupid.

I Think I Can Fix This Train Wreck

2004-08-01T11:18:00.000-07:00

I've come to the conclusion that this whole situation is very doable. The only thing that I need to work on is my patience. Hopefully soon I'll get the Keenspace password and I can start using this thing for alittle less bitching and alittle more optimism. I think if I try to lay off the sites as much as possible I might manage to keep myself from going homicidal on people and thats a good thing. If Keenspace works primarily with HTML I figured out a way to make that work. So there is absoutly no problem there. I might have to buy another domain name but I've seen those they're often less than $10 to buy. It wont be a problem.

Keenspace

2004-07-31T21:02:00.000-07:00

I'm an idiot. I have heard about the bandwith issue on so many websites before and it never even crossed my mind to think about it. I've signed up for Keenspace or Keenspot whatever you want to call it out of hopes that maybe it will still work for my site. I'm really not sure if I'm still gonna be able to work with geocities and if I can't I'm gonna have to learn a whole lot more if I plan on ever getting this working. I'm alright trying to figure out that angle at this moment though so we'll just see what happens. Damn this was so much simpiler a few days ago. I'm gonna look through all of my options though. I may have to settle for only having my comic strip seen on one of them Drunk Duck things. Good luck getting much notice off of that. Hobbies really should not be this stressful

DAMN YOUS GEOCITIES!!!!!!

2004-07-31T18:06:00.000-07:00

At this point I'm trying to get sponsored on keenspace because GEOCITIES SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!If too many people come on in an hour it blacks out. This sites goals are not gonna come to if the site blacks out whenever you go though the damn ARCHIVES! So right now if u see a fucking overdata thing on one of my websites I want you to make your hand a fist shake it in the air and scream "DAMN YOUS GEOCITIES"

I don't think I've been bitching on this yet

2004-07-31T16:54:00.000-07:00

One of the great things about the bloggers is the ability it gives you to bitch. I mean I can bitch on my website but I feel I have to keep my bitching short and sweet on there. To start out I HATE THESE OLD STRIPS! Theres a few decent ones in there but its not until the second storyline where it gets good. Don't worry though...That will be in less that 2 weeks. So it wont be torture for too long. Although it does take alittle longer than that for the addition of Rish. Rish made a huge improvement to the comic strip. That doesn't mean shes my favorite character though. Chuck is by far the best of the three of them. Steve also alittle later into the comic strip really starts to rock a whole lot more. I love Rish but out of the three main characters shes dragging in last. But thats why she has boobs. Big boobs. Ladies love holding thier big boobs so Rish is more than happy with coming in third. There are also a few other interesting reacurring characters that you'll meet later on in the strip as the storylines become better and more complex (not lacking on the funny complex though). I'll have more to talk about once I rip out a few more of these strips. Later

Mission Statement

2004-07-31T14:12:00.000-07:00

There is a reason for me starting this thing. I'm not so much interested in people getting a look inside my psycie (you try spelling that right), or taking a live look into my feelings and that kind of junk. I am posting this becuz I want Sticky Fingers and Bloody Fingers to be successful. I'm hoping that with this I can talk to the few fans of the site though thier comments because I don't really think that the guestbooks on the site alone are going to be that big of a help for that. Eventually I plan to get a forum on the website. That will be whenever I figure out how to make my own one. If any of you happen to have any idea on that send me an e-mail. I'd appreciate it a lot. I think thats all for this update. Later people